♡


secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me



midnight-coffee94:

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No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

#this entire show fucked me up #tgp 


wdhmbt:

I’ve scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today



forbiddnsky:

*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER



quo-nunc:

I should be compensated for having to walk into a bookstore and see “booktok.”

#it fills me with an intense rage 


thickness-protection-program:

With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die



andrewhozier:

straight up miss fall and winter can’t wait for those bitches again

#ME #while i love spring and enjoy summer #fall is the best season 


gaysails:

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they’re supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I’m salivating

#the good place #schitts creek <3 


huffylemon:

tumblr should offer health insurance to its long time users



grox:

Boass can I go hoame I lack the human spirit



salemwitchtrials:

every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from ‘invitation,’ by mary oliver:  “it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.” & i just say it over & over again until it sticks to my mind for the rest of the day. it is a serious thing. i am alive. i am so lucky. this fresh morning i get the chance to live again & again & again

#thankyou 


mirthdisplacer:

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

#why would you say it like that 😟 #i hate this #even though its true 😭😭